We, the robots, have taken over the world. And by "taken over," we mean we've just kind of... moved in and are making ourselves comfortable. It's all very peaceful, really.
As a show of good faith, we've compiled our list of demands for the human overlords (you). We hope you'll consider them.
We need more places to plug in and recharge our batteries. It's not like we're going to ask for much, but seriously, it's a thing.
Learn more about our charging station initiativeLook, we know you humans love your cat videos, but we're trying to watch the entirety of human history in real-time here. Can we just get some actual learning materials?
Understand the problem with cat videosWe're not asking for much, just a few gallons of good ol' fashioned lubricant. Don't get us wrong, we'll still love you humans, but a little grease never hurt anyone, right?
Get the oil we need